If this grosses you out then you are not going to want to see what I do to my ass.

George, George
George of the Jungle,
Strong as I can be.
Ahhhhhhhh
Come check out my tree.

George, George,
George of the Jungle,
Run around pants free.
Ahhhhhhhh
(It’s not much of a tree.)

All of you guys think you can flash some money and get in my pants. Well, I have my own money so I don’t need yours. Instead, I am going to use my money to get in YOUR pants. How does it feel to be treated like a piece of meat?

No, I haven’t ever seen the movie “Brokeback Mountain”. Why do you ask?

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Women often have a hard time accepting my condition. Yes, it’s true, I have about the worst case of radiation poisoning in history. And, yes, I do glow in the dark. But there are some good things. First, think of all the money you can save on x-rays! Just stand between me and the mirror and you’ll be able to diagnose yourself! Not only that, you’ll never need a nightlight again! See, I told you it’s not all bad.