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Some personal ads are just begging to be made fun of.
That's where we come in.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

I have no words

Sorry... I'm speechless

13 Comments:

Kunstemæcker said...: What I'm thinking about myself is who made that picture and how the masked naked guy had to ask him/her to make it for him.

"Hey, I was wondering if you would like to take a picture of me wearing nuthing but a mask and holding a gun?"; 5:45 AM
Serra said...: "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun."; 6:49 AM
Carol said...: He should've cropped that photo. That flowered bedspread in the background blows the whole tough-guy image.; 7:21 AM
Very_Vera said...: dad??; 3:31 PM
Colleen said...: Hmm..I call it "wishful thinking";); 7:40 PM
Anonymous said...: Husband?

Wait...he doesn't have a tatoo.; 7:35 AM
catnapping said...: maybe his mom took the photo. i'm sure she's the one who decorated...; 12:53 AM
Blondie said...: HAHAHAHA. Why does it look like he's wearing a shirt when you look at his back in the mirror?! That's repulsive!; 10:48 PM
Dee said...: He lost a bet, right?; 1:39 AM
BigFunGun said...: Damn it people. Can a guy not get his swerve on with the ladies in his own personal style?

My mom did take this picture of me and it is one of a set that we did for the family Christmas cards.

All you fine ass bitches out there know that when you see a stud like me, and I am armed with my weapon that you tremble in ways that remind you of that time your cousin tried to get up on you at the reunion your family had at the public lake boat dock that one time when you were 12.

Admit it women. You want…no you need a powerful man like me to tell you want to do and make sure that you darn my socks and wash my flower patterned couch cover when it needs it from all the loving we do.

I am sick of people think I am strange or weird just because I am naked with my mask on and gun in hand while me, my mom and grandma watch Wheel of Fortune. Get over yourselves people. I am America. Know that, love me and send me your sisters phone number.

-BigFunGun; 3:22 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh, hell, from the look in his eyes, something more than a bullet got into the chamber when he "cocked" it and pulled it up into position.; 9:38 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm sure he's over compensating for something, can't quite tell what...; 1:03 PM
Adam said...: I am Jeb Bush and I believe it's the right of every American to own a gun.

(even wierdos' that stand there naked with a mask on); 5:13 AM