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		<title>You can pick your friends</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If this grosses you out then you are not going to want to see what I do to my ass.
 
 
 
 
 
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		<title>Me Tarzan, You desperate</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[George, George
George of the Jungle,
Strong as I can be.
Ahhhhhhhh
Come check out my tree.
George, George,
George of the Jungle,
Run around pants free.
Ahhhhhhhh
(It&#8217;s not much of a tree.)




Post from: Scary PersonalsMe Tarzan, You desperate
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		<title>You&#8217;re doing it wrong</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[All of you guys think you can flash some money and get in my pants. Well, I have my own money so I don&#8217;t need yours. Instead, I am going to use my money to get in YOUR pants. How does it feel to be treated like a piece of meat?


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		<title>Why yes, I am sassy</title>
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		<title>Radioactiveman looking for his Gammagirl</title>
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		<dc:creator>ruserious</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women often have a hard time accepting my condition. Yes, it&#8217;s true, I have about the worst case of radiation poisoning in history. And, yes, I do glow in the dark. But there are some good things. First, think of all the money you can save on x-rays! Just stand between me and the mirror [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com">Scary Personals</a><br/><br/><a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/?p=3281">Radioactiveman looking for his Gammagirl</a></p>
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