tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-175128462008-06-21T13:40:35.992-05:00R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comBlogger337125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-19088852439072618072008-03-31T12:49:00.002-05:002008-03-31T12:55:09.970-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/takeme-745820.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/takeme-745794.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">I used to be a picky guy. It started out with me only wanting ladies that were 10's. Then I got a little more realistinc and went for ladies that were 7's. I even tried switching to just ladies, and even "ladies".<br />Now I realize, I have to take what I can get. So, as you can see guys. I'm ready. I give up. I may not be gay, but if that's the only action I am going to get, so be it.<br /><br />Just please be gentle. It's my first time. OK, maybe not my FIRST time...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-5749222066123922072007-10-17T16:09:00.001-05:002007-10-17T16:15:59.587-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/argh-790902.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/argh-790898.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">Argh Matey! I be looking for a lass to take aboard my ship. I prefer a woman with sturdy sea legs. And, of course, I am all about the booty. If you fit the bill come find me in port. Must not mind a few barnacles on my main mast.<br /><br />OK, I took the obvious route... sue me.<br /><br /><br /></span><br /><table cellpadding="4"><tbody><tr align="left"><td align="left"><span style=";font-family:verdana,helvetica,arial;color:black;" ><b>How scary is this ad?</b></span><br /><form method="get" action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input name="poll" value="24798" type="hidden"><select name="inpu"><option value="1">5 - Terrifying</option><option value="2">4 -</option><option value="3">3 -</option><option value="4">2 -</option><option value="5">1 - Mildly Disturbing</option></select><input name="action" value="submit" type="submit"><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/24798" target="polls"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">View Results</span></a></form></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-46888836976080323962007-10-08T18:45:00.000-05:002007-10-08T18:54:31.992-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/drama-791365.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/drama-791361.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:150%;">Woe is me. I sit alone in my room without companionship. Whereforever shall I find my love. Where is my Romeo. Bring forth thine romance.<br /><br />Can you feel the drama tonight?</span><br /><br /><table cellpadding=4><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><br><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=24758><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/24758" target="polls"><font color=ffffff><br />View Results</font></a><br /></td></tr></table></form><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-59654012950002931202007-10-07T19:37:00.000-05:002007-10-07T19:44:37.549-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/face2-795707.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/face2-795704.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;">I am a human! I am not an animal! Go on a date with me.<br /><br />I think that thing around his neck is too tight.</span><br /><br /><table bgcolor=000080 cellpadding=4><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</font></b><br><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=24755><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/24755" target="polls"><font color=ffffff><br />View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form><br clear=all><br><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-54231393636409938702007-10-06T21:41:00.001-05:002007-10-06T21:50:42.743-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/why-777535.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/why-777534.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;">I don't even really have a joke. I am just confused why she went to the trouble to colorize the juice box.</span><br /><table><tr align=left><td align=left><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><table cellpadding=4><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><br /><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=24752><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/24752" target="polls"><font color=000000><br />View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form></span></td></tr></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-30455978872991029582007-10-05T20:40:00.001-05:002007-10-05T20:49:39.992-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/condomhead-764465.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/condomhead-764463.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;">All I can say is that most guys would be satisfied with a Trojan Magnum. But this man is clearly not like most guys.</span><br /><br /><table bgcolor=000080 cellpadding=4><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><br /><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=24747><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/24747" target="polls"><font color=ffffff>View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-41970783751763128822007-10-04T20:45:00.001-05:002007-10-04T21:03:20.724-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/hesuckedmytits-779645.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/hesuckedmytits-779643.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:160%;">So, you're saying I shouldn't expect guys to treat me right if I post my pic with some guy sucking on my tits?<br /><br />Well, I just have to disagree.</span><br /><br /><table cellpadding=4><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</font></b><br><br /><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=24742><select name=inpu><br /><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/24742" target="polls"><font color=ffffff><br />View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form><br clear=all><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-76836554972029518972007-10-03T20:36:00.001-05:002007-10-04T21:02:02.832-05:00<table><td valign=top><table valign=top><tbody><tr><td align="left" valign=top><img src="http://scarypersonals.com/images/actualtext2.jpg" /></td><td><span style="font-size:150%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">I am a funloving man that is looking to meet funloving ladies. You never know what might pop up during a good conversation. Love to chat and cam online. Love a "stimulating" conversation<br /><br />I swear I have no idea what this guy is talking about.</span></span><br /></td></tr></tbody></table></table><br /><table cellpadding=4><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</font></b><br><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=24735><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/24735" target="polls"><font color=ffffff><br />View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-10575349282447514282007-05-11T07:13:00.000-05:002007-05-11T09:51:56.386-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/doglick-708575.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/doglick-708573.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:140%;">I have to say I have met some great guys from my ad, but I just don't get why you are all so shy! I know they say that you shouldn't kiss on a first date, but I really don't mind. Heck, I'd take a third or fourth date kiss! Oh, and what does "kibble breath" mean?<br /><br />Tell me what licks your lips <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2055#2055">in the forum</a>.</span><br /><br /><br /><table><td align=left><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/blonde" rel="tag">blonde</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/kissing" rel="tag">kissing</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/dog+breath" rel="tag">dog breath</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/blonde" rel="tag">blonde</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/kissing" rel="tag">kissing</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/dog+breath" rel="tag">dog breath</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:blonde" rel="tag">blonde</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:kissing" rel="tag">kissing</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:dog+breath" rel="tag">dog breath</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/blonde" rel="tag">blonde</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/kissing" rel="tag">kissing</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/dog+breath" rel="tag">dog breath</a></span> </div></td><td align=right><table cellpadding=4><br /><tr align=right><td align=right><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><br><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=23901><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><br /><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23901" target="polls"><br /><font color=ffffff>View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form><br clear=all></td></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-67884893349044561362007-05-08T05:47:00.000-05:002007-05-11T09:53:08.436-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/calfraper-724496.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/calfraper-724494.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">I'm just a good ol' boy, tryin' to have some fun. Daddy says I have to stay away from the livestock, so I need something else to do with my time. Could you be that something? Frankly I don't know why daddy has a problem with me being around the calves. I love them little suckers. I mean I REALLY love them. Sure they run away from me when I come close, but they're just playing hard to get. I know they really love me too.<br /><br />If you have seen this man near farm animals, call the ASPCA or <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1862#1862">post the information here</a>.</span><br /><br /><br /><table> <td align=left><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/calf" rel="tag">calf</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/animal" rel="tag">animal</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/abuse" rel="tag">abuse</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/calf" rel="tag">calf</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/animal" rel="tag">animal</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/abuse" rel="tag">abuse</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:calf" rel="tag">calf</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:animal" rel="tag">animal</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:abuse" rel="tag">abuse</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/calf" rel="tag">calf</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/animal" rel="tag">animal</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/abuse" rel="tag">abuse</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a></span> </div></td><td align=right><table cellpadding=4><br /><tr align=left><td align=right><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=white><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=23876><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><br /><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23876" target="polls"><br /><font color=ffffff>View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form><br clear=all></td></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-25867687858230816492007-04-01T18:26:00.000-05:002007-04-01T19:00:23.601-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/brahead-745398.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/brahead-745370.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">There comes a time in every girl's life where she has to make some changes. I have changed my hair, changed my eye colors. I even changed my boobs. Now the big one. I have got these old bras that just don't fit anymore, and I am going to make use of them some way or another. As you can see, they make nice headware. I am sure I can find all sorts of other uses. And I can't wait for winter to see how well they work as earmuffs!<br /><br />Explain why she did this <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=774#774">here</a>.</span><br /><br /><br /><table><tbody><tr><td align="left" valign="top"><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/bra" rel="tag">bra</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/weird" rel="tag">weird</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/bra" rel="tag">bra</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/weird" rel="tag">weird</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:bra" rel="tag">bra</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:weird" rel="tag">weird</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/bra" rel="tag">bra</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/weird" rel="tag">weird</a></span> </div></td><td align="right" valign="top"><table bg cellpadding="4" style="color:#000080;"><tbody><tr align="right"><td align="right"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:-1;color:black;"><br /><b>How scary is this ad?</b><br /></span><form method="get" action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:-1;color:black;"><input name="poll" value="23607" type="hidden"><select name="inpu"><option value="1">5 - Terrifying</option><option value="2">4 -</option><option value="3">3 -</option><option value="4">2 -</option><option value="5">1 - Mildly Disturbing</option></select><input name="action" value="submit" type="submit"></form><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23607" target="polls"><span style="color:#000000;">View Results</span></a><span style="color:#000000;"></span></span></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-28057235139547914082007-03-30T21:05:00.000-05:002007-03-30T21:26:22.337-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/actual-text-784633.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/actual-text-784615.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:175%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"Hey look out for that big spider on your shoulder!!!! No not that shoulder, the other one!!! Ah, forget it. It's gone."<br /><br /></span><span>I guess this is what you put in your ad when you have no good selling points.<br /><br />And if you have any good points this guy could have mentioned, <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=773#773">post them here</a>.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><table><tbody><tr><td align="bottom" valign="top"><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/spiders" rel="tag">spiders</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/actual+text" rel="tag">actual text</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/spiders" rel="tag">spiders</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/actual+text" rel="tag">actual text</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:spiders" rel="tag">spiders</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:actual+text" rel="tag">actual text</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/spiders" rel="tag">spiders</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/actual+text" rel="tag">actual text</a></span> </div></td><td align="right" valign="top"><table bg cellpadding="4" style="color:#000080;"><tbody><tr align="right"><td align="right"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:78%;color:black;"><b>How scary is this ad?</b><br /></span><form method="get" action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:78%;color:black;"><input name="poll" value="23598" type="hidden"><select name="inpu"><option value="1">5 - Terrifying</option><option value="2">4 -</option><option value="3">3 -</option><option value="4">2 -</option><option value="5">1 - Mildly Disturbing</option></select><input name="action" value="submit" type="submit"><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23598" target="polls"><span style="color:#000000;">View Results</span></a></span></form></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-17734294066001956952007-03-28T21:27:00.000-05:002007-03-28T21:39:55.369-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/wonttanlikethat-725620.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/wonttanlikethat-725582.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">I was going to post an ad, but instead I just have a simple observation:<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">You won't tan dressed like that!</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=764#764">Make up your own damn ad.</a></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><table><tbody><tr><td valing="top" align="left"><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/tanning" rel="tag">tanning</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/weird" rel="tag">weird</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/tanning" rel="tag">tanning</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/weird" rel="tag">weird</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:tanning" rel="tag">tanning</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:weird" rel="tag">weird</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a><a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a><a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/tanning" rel="tag">tanning</a><a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/weird" rel="tag">weird</a></span> </div></td><td align="right" valign="top"><table bg cellpadding="4" style="color:#000080;"><tbody><tr align="left"><td align="left"><br /><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:-1;color:black;"><b>How scary is this ad?</b><br /></span><form method="get" action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:-1;color:black;"><input name="poll" value="23588" type="hidden"><select name="inpu"><option value="1">5 - Terrifying</option><option value="2">4 -</option><option value="3">3 -</option><option value="4">2 -</option><option value="5">1 - Mildly Disturbing</option></select><input name="action" value="submit" type="submit"><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23588" target="polls"><br /><span style="color:#000000;">View Results</span></a></span></form></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-72038874417572903412007-03-25T17:41:00.000-05:002007-03-25T18:29:32.298-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/doglooksnervous-749313.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/doglooksnervous-749275.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;">Is it just me, or that dog look really scared?<br /><br /><br /><br />OK, I didn't write an ad, but the picture... you can <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=754#754">write an ad</a> if you want.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:58%;"><table><tbody><tr><td align="left" valign="top"><span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags: <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/male" target="_top" rel="tag" title="Technorati tag: male">male</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" target="_top" rel="tag" title="Technorati tag: personal ad">personal ad</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dog" target="_top" rel="tag" title="Technorati tag: dog">dog</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/scared" target="_top" rel="tag" title="Technorati tag: scared">scared</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/beastiality" target="_top" rel="tag" title="Technorati tag: beastiality">beastiality</a> </span><br /><span class="delicioustag">Del.icio.us Tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/male" target="_top" rel="tag" title="Del.icio.us tag: male">male</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" target="_top" rel="tag" title="Del.icio.us tag: personal ad">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/dog" target="_top" rel="tag" title="Del.icio.us tag: dog">dog</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/scared" target="_top" rel="tag" title="Del.icio.us tag: scared">scared</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/beastiality" target="_top" rel="tag" title="Del.icio.us tag: beastiality">beastiality</a></span></td><td align="right" valign="top"></span><span style="font-size:100%;">How Scary Is This Ad?</span><br /><form method="get" action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input name="poll" value="23557" type="hidden"><select name="inpu"><option value="1">5 - Terrifying</option><option value="2">4 -</option><option value="3">3 -</option><option value="4">2 -</option><option value="5">1 - Mildly Disturbing</option></select><input name="action" value="submit" type="submit"><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23557" target="polls"><span style="color:black;">View Results</span></a></form></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-74414155220359793442007-03-21T20:58:00.000-05:002007-03-21T21:09:31.431-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/gashose-735146.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/gashose-735128.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">I am a very self sufficient girl. I don't need a man to take care of me. As you can see, I don't even need you to pump my gas! Now, I don't know what is wrong with you guys. You must find a girl like me intimidating. All I keep getting is guys saying they want to show me their hose, or pump me. One guy said he'd love to fill my tank with premium, whatever that means. But whatever the problem is with you guys, I don't really care because, as you can tell, I am very self sufficient.<br /><br />If you can figure out where the end of the hose is, <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=744#744">tell me</a>.</span><br /><br /><br /><table><tbody><tr><td align="left" valign="top"><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/hose" rel="tag">hose</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/pump" rel="tag">pump</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/gas" rel="tag">gas</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/lube" rel="tag">lube</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/hose" rel="tag">hose</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/pump" rel="tag">pump</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/gas" rel="tag">gas</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/lube" rel="tag">lube</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:hose" rel="tag">hose</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:pump" rel="tag">pump</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:gas" rel="tag">gas</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:lube" rel="tag">lube</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a><a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a><a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/hose" rel="tag">hose</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/pump" rel="tag">pump</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/gas" rel="tag">gas</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/lube" rel="tag">lube</a></span> </div></td><td align="right" valign="top"><table bg cellpadding="4" style="color:#000080;"><tbody><tr align="left"><td align="left"><br /><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:-1;color:black;"><b>How scary is this ad?</b><br /></span><form method="get" action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:-1;color:black;"><input name="poll" value="23529" type="hidden"><select name="inpu"><option value="1">5 - Terrifying</option><option value="2">4 -</option><option value="3">3 -</option><option value="4">2 -</option><option value="5">1 - Mildly Disturbing</option></select><input name="action" value="submit" type="submit"><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23529" target="polls"><span style="color:black;">View Results</span></a></span></form></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-80861723940070573252007-03-18T14:11:00.000-05:002007-03-18T14:26:58.416-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/shrinkage-703125.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/shrinkage-703096.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:140%;">I have no problem showing what am all about. I make it a point to let you see what I have to offer. Sure, some people think it's odd to run around in Speedos all day long. And, yes, there are some restaraunts that I'm not allowed in. And of course I do have to deal with the effects of cold weather now and then (yeah, that can be embarassing). But I still want you to know what you are getting with me, whether we meet online or the grocery store.<br /><br />Is that a package or a parcel? <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=734#734">Let me know</a> your thoughts.</span><br /><br /><table><tbody><tr><td align="left" valign="top"><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/speedo" rel="tag">speedo</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/shrinkage" rel="tag">shrinkage</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/speedo" rel="tag">speedo</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/shrinkage" rel="tag">shrinkage</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:speedo" rel="tag">speedo</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:shrinkage" rel="tag">shrinkage</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/speedo" rel="tag">speedo</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/shrinkage" rel="tag">shrinkage</a></span> </div></td><td align="right" valign="top"><table bg="" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 128);" cellpadding="4"><br /><tbody><tr align="left"><td align="right"><span style=";font-family:verdana,helvetica,arial;color:black;" ><b>How scary is this ad?</b></span><br /><form method="get" action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input name="poll" value="23487" type="hidden"><select name="inpu"><option value="1">5 - Terrifying</option><option value="2">4 -</option><option value="3">3 -</option><option value="4">2 -</option><option value="5">1 - Mildly Disturbing</option></select><input name="action" value="submit" type="submit"><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23487" target="polls"><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">View Results</span></a></form></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-41264743175258006192007-03-17T12:12:00.000-05:002007-03-17T15:57:32.004-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/bigwood-775895.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/bigwood-775889.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">Guys, look at this picture and pay very close attention. What do you see between my legs? Yes, that is a big log. In fact, it is a huge log. I like my wood BIG. Oh, and it's not balsa wood. I like hard wood. What am I looking for? BIG HARD WOOD! So, unless you have BIG HARD WOOD, don't waste my time.<br /><br />Please, keep your wood to yourself and out of <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=731#731">my forum</a>.</span><br /><br /><br /><table><td valign=top align=left><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/wood" rel="tag">wood</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/tree" rel="tag">tree</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/log" rel="tag">log</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/lumber" rel="tag">lumber</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/hard" rel="tag">hard</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/wood" rel="tag">wood</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/tree" rel="tag">tree</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/log" rel="tag">log</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/lumber" rel="tag">lumber</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/hard" rel="tag">hard</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:wood" rel="tag">wood</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:tree" rel="tag">tree</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:log" rel="tag">log</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:lumber" rel="tag">lumber</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:hard" rel="tag">hard</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/wood" rel="tag">wood</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/tree" rel="tag">tree</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/log" rel="tag">log</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/lumber" rel="tag">lumber</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/hard" rel="tag">hard</a></span> </div></td><td align=right valign=top><table bgcolor=000080 cellpadding=4><br /><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><br><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=23487><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23487" target="polls"><br /><font color=ffffff>View Results</a></font></td></tr></table></form><br clear=all></td></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-12536164668506859282007-03-15T21:56:00.000-05:002007-03-15T22:20:37.764-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/hair-705402.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/hair-705393.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">OK, I want so bad to write an ad for this one, but I just can't. See, I can't decide if he is wearing a wig or not. I mean, either he is, in which case I need to explain him that men don't shop in wig stores, they wear toupees. Or he's not, which, well, is just too frightening to contemplate. Regardless, if George Michaels ever wants a new partner for a revamped WHAM!...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=724#724">Wig or not?</a></span><br /><br /><br /><table><td align=left><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal" rel="tag">personal</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/ad" rel="tag">ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/wig" rel="tag">wig</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/toupee" rel="tag">toupee</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/bad+hair" rel="tag">bad hair</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal" rel="tag">personal</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/ad" rel="tag">ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/wig" rel="tag">wig</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/toupee" rel="tag">toupee</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/bad+hair" rel="tag">bad hair</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal" rel="tag">personal</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:ad" rel="tag">ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:wig" rel="tag">wig</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:toupee" rel="tag">toupee</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:bad+hair" rel="tag">bad hair</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal" rel="tag">personal</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/ad" rel="tag">ad</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/wig" rel="tag">wig</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/toupee" rel="tag">toupee</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/bad+hair" rel="tag">bad hair</a></span> </div></td><td align=right valign=top><table bgcolor=000080 cellpadding=4><br /><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</font></b><br /><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=23456><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<br /><option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23456" target="polls"><br /><font color=ffffff>View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form><br clear=all></td></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-49750589661881866762007-03-14T18:08:00.001-05:002007-03-14T18:49:02.290-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/deadmoose-738991.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/deadmoose-738980.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:140%;">What am I looking for in a man? Well, he needs to be the outdoors type. Specifically I need him to have a sharp knife and a strong back because he will have to gut whatever I decide to shoot and/or hit with my car. I don't have any problem killing it, but you have to clean it. I am a girl, after all.</span><br /><br />Make fun of her gloves <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=718#718">in the forum</a>.<br /><br /><table><td align=left><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/moose" rel="tag">moose</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/dead" rel="tag">dead</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/killed" rel="tag">killed</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/hunter" rel="tag">hunter</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/moose" rel="tag">moose</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/dead" rel="tag">dead</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/killed" rel="tag">killed</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/hunter" rel="tag">hunter</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:moose" rel="tag">moose</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:dead" rel="tag">dead</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:killed" rel="tag">killed</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:hunter" rel="tag">hunter</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/moose" rel="tag">moose</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/dead" rel="tag">dead</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/killed" rel="tag">killed</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/hunter" rel="tag">hunter</a></span> </div><br /></td><td valign=top><br /><table bg cellpadding="4" style="color:#000080;"><tbody><tr align="left"><td align="left"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:-1;color:black;"><b>How scary is this ad?</b><br /></span><form method="get" action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:-1;color:black;"><input name="poll" value="23442" type="hidden"><select name="inpu"><option value="1">5 - Terrifying</option><option value="2">4 -</option><option value="3">3 -</option><option value="4">2 -</option><option value="5">1 - Mildly Disturbing</option></select><input name="action" value="submit" type="submit"><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23442" target="polls"><span style="color:#ffffff;">View Results</span></a><span style="color:#ffffff;"><br /></span></span></form></td></tr></tbody></table></td></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-1165365801834786932006-12-05T18:27:00.000-06:002006-12-05T18:43:22.446-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/andtheyhateuswhy-740152.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/andtheyhateuswhy-737287.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Here I am trying to help spread democracy, but do they appreciate it? Hell no! I make an extra effort to blend in by wearing their funky dresses and hats. I show them the international gesture for "hang loose". I even share my pics of scantily clad American women, because they don't have any of those here. But they still get all shitty with me. So how about showing a soldier some love and drop me a line?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Perhaps </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=568#568">you can explain</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> to this guy why they hate him.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><table><tbody><tr><td valign="bottom"><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/iraq" rel="tag">Iraq</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/middle+east" rel="tag">middle east</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/offensive" rel="tag">offensive</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/iraq" rel="tag">Iraq</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/middle+east" rel="tag">middle east</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/offensive" rel="tag">offensive</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/iraq" rel="tag">Iraq</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/middle+east" rel="tag">middle east</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/offensive" rel="tag">offensive</a></span> </div></td><td align="left"><table cellpadding="4"><tbody><tr align="left"><td align="right"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:-1;color:black;"><b>How scary is this ad?</b></span><br /><form method="get" action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input name="poll" value="22616" type="hidden"><select name="inpu"><option value="1">5 - Terrifying</option><option value="2">4 -</option><option value="3">3 -</option><option value="4">2 -</option><option value="5">1 - Mildly Disturbing</option></select><input name="action" value="submit" type="submit"><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/22616" target="polls"><span style="color:#000000;">View Results</span></a></form></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-1165162206556972182006-12-03T09:52:00.000-06:002006-12-03T10:10:52.340-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/tranny-768015.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/tranny-766447.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:170%;" >Are you man enough for a lady like me? I know that I am man enough to be your woman.<br /><br />(Hi Robin)<br /><br />Which member of The Ramones <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=567#567">do you think</a> this person looks most like? I say Dee Dee.</span><br /><br /><br /><table><td valign=bottom><div style="font-weight: bold;" class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/tranny" rel="tag">tranny</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/ugly" rel="tag">ugly</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/nasty" rel="tag">nasty</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/yuck" rel="tag">yuck</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/tranny" rel="tag">tranny</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/ugly" rel="tag">ugly</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/nasty" rel="tag">nasty</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/yuck" rel="tag">yuck</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/tranny" rel="tag">tranny</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/ugly" rel="tag">ugly</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/nasty" rel="tag">nasty</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/yuck" rel="tag">yuck</a></span> </div></td><td align=right><table cellpadding=4><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><br><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=22592><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><br /><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/22592" target="polls"><font color=000000>View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-1164560372640719352006-11-26T10:50:00.000-06:002006-11-26T11:06:47.206-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/ikilledit-727974.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/ikilledit-726774.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">If you don't go out with me, the kitten gets it. Don't make me kill this little fucker. I don't want to, but I'll do it. I won't hesitate to snap his little neck if my mailbox doesn't fill up soon. Do you want that on your conscience?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I'm </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=566#566" target="new">taking bets</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> on whether or not this guy is a serial killer.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><table><td valign=bottom><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal" rel="tag">personal</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/ad" rel="tag">ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/kitten" rel="tag">kitten</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/serial+killer" rel="tag">serial killer</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal" rel="tag">personal</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/ad" rel="tag">ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/kitten" rel="tag">kitten</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/serial+killer" rel="tag">serial killer</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/personal" rel="tag">personal</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/ad" rel="tag">ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/kitten" rel="tag">kitten</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/serial+killer" rel="tag">serial killer</a></span> </div></td><td align=right><table bgcolor=000080 cellpadding=4><br /><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><br><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=22523><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<br /><option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/22523" target="polls"><font color=000000>View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form></td></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-1163859067298946892006-11-18T07:47:00.000-06:002006-11-18T08:15:06.356-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/bloody.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/bloodysm.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Really... I don't even know what to say.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Maybe <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=565#565">you have an idea</a>.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><table><td valign=bottom><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/black+hair" rel="tag">black hair</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/bloody" rel="tag">bloody</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/gross" rel="tag">gross</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/puke" rel="tag">puke</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/vomit" rel="tag">vomit</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/nasty" rel="tag">nasty</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/black+hair" rel="tag">black hair</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/bloody" rel="tag">bloody</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/gross" rel="tag">gross</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/puke" rel="tag">puke</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/vomit" rel="tag">vomit</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/nasty" rel="tag">nasty</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/black+hair" rel="tag">black hair</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/bloody" rel="tag">bloody</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/gross" rel="tag">gross</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/puke" rel="tag">puke</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/vomit" rel="tag">vomit</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/nasty" rel="tag">nasty</a></span></div></td><td align=right><table cellpadding=4><tr align=right><td align=right><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><br><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=22435><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/22435" target="polls"><br /><font color=000000>View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form></td></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-1163737407101514292006-11-16T22:02:00.000-06:002006-11-16T22:24:11.276-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/actualtext5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/actualtext5sm.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" >"I'm a cook. 20 years old. I enjoy the hip-hop scene. Sxfx sucks. country clubs suck. i dont believe in god im dumb and acording to all of you im ugly thank you and have a nice day."<br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:180%;">Nothing attracts women as much as a confident man.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=564#564">Show this guy some love</a>, or something like that.<br /></span><br /><br /><br /><table><td valign=bottom><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/actual+text" rel="tag">actual text</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/ugly" rel="tag">ugly</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/actual+text" rel="tag">actual text</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/ugly" rel="tag">ugly</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/actual+text" rel="tag">actual text</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/tag/ugly" rel="tag">ugly</a></span> </div></td><td align=right><table bgcolor=000080 cellpadding=4><tr align=right><td align=right><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><br><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=22416><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/22416" target="polls"><font color=000000>View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form></td></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-1163657058657892902006-11-15T23:50:00.000-06:002006-11-16T00:06:26.506-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/crotch.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/crotchsm.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:170%;" >I am looking for a man. I understand finding a man my size will not be possible, but you must be tall. I also expect you to be honest, considerate and generous. 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